Archive for the '_:You Make_Cry' Category

Jenna Jameson: You Make My Penis Cry

• June 26, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Jenna Jameson, _:You Make_Cry


Evan Almighty: You Make Universal Pictures Cry

• June 23, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Motion Pictures, _:You Make_Cry


Britney Spears: Seriously, My Penis is Dying a Slow, Painful Death

• June 5, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Britney Spears, _:You Make_Cry


Oh, Lindsay: You (Kinda) Make My Soul Cry.

• May 30, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Drunk, Lindsay Lohan, _:You Make_Cry


David Caruso: You Make Acting Cry

• May 23, 2007 • 5 Comments

Posted in _:You Make_Cry


Sharon Stone: You Make My Penis Cry.

• May 23, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Sharon Stone, signs of the coming apocalypse, _:You Make_Cry


Shrek: You Make Wendell Baker Cry. Finally.

• May 20, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Wilson Brothers, _:You Make_Cry


There Are No Words, Jerry Seinfeld.

• May 18, 2007 • 2 Comments

Posted in Bee Season, Cannes, Fucking Moron, Jerry Seinfeld, _:You Make_Cry


Bruce Campbell: You Make Me Cry (Tears of Joy)

• May 17, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Spiderman, _:You Make_Cry


Dee Snyder: You Make British People Cry

• May 17, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Posted in _:You Make_Cry


I Am A Sentient Machine (boombox, perhaps) Able To Transform and Kill: Michael Bay

• May 11, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Sanshia, Sentient Machine, Transformers, _:You Make_Cry


Wendell Baker: You Make Film Crews (and my eyes) Cry

• May 10, 2007 • 1 Comment

Posted in Motion Pictures, Wilson Brothers, _:You Make_Cry


Isabella Cruise: You Make Thetans Cry.

• May 7, 2007 • 1 Comment

Posted in Beckhams, Cruise, Demi Moore, Lindsay Lohan, TomKat, Willis, _:You Make_Cry


Spiderman: You Make Hulk Cry. Again.

• May 6, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Eric Bana, Hulk, Spiderman, _:You Make_Cry


Michael Bay: You Make The World Cry

• May 6, 2007 • 4 Comments

Posted in Sanshia, Transformers, _:You Make_Cry


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