Isabella Cruise: You Make Thetans Cry.

Once Rumer Willis checks herself into rehab, Isabella Cruise can finally wear the Princess of “What The Fuck Did You Expect?” crown she so deserves.
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Oh, that crown… how it sparkles!
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Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star!
UPDATE: M:BECKS, the covert op to move Isabella in with the Beckhams has been aborted.
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UPDATE: M:FRESHPRINCE has been launched in M:BECKS’ place: Connor Cruise will soon reunite with his birth Thetan, Jada Pinkett Smith. In BEL:AIR tomkat-smithsmall.jpg

~ by reverendsupreme on May 7, 2007.

One Response to “Isabella Cruise: You Make Thetans Cry.”

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