Jenna Jameson: You Make My Penis Cry

Do you have any idea how many times I have masturbated to classic Jenna? Forget I asked, you probably don’t know how to count that high…but, it fucking hurts me in the heart (and penis)… Let me tell you, it is a damn fucking shame that she has marred her hotness like this. She built a motherfucking empire on her looks (and vagina) – why does she need to go and mess with her face?
mouthpunch

It looks like someone punched her in the mouth and then sent her to a Nazi concentration camp for a few weeks to shave off a few pounds.

I remember the glory days, when she looked hot and human…
human

    BA-DOW!

You see that?

She’s rocking a normal human skin tone, got just enough meat on her that if you ever got to doing the nasty with her, her ass bones wouldn’t skewer yer testicles and her lips don’t look like someone just popped her in the grill.

Seriously, folks…what the fuck is the deal with this shit?! Is it some sort of rule that when you become famous you are required to start fucking with your face and body – to homogenize yourself to look like the other stars?

I want my damn masturbatory fantasies back!!!!!!!!

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~ by reverendsupreme on June 26, 2007.

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