Paula Abdul: There Are No Words
Paula got fired from the BRATZ movie. What the hell was she doing on a movie in the first place? Choreographing? Judging? WHAT DOES SHE EVEN DO ANYMORE?
1) She cries.
2) She pulls the “WHY, GOD? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?” card.
3) She cries some more.
4) She checks her mobile device.
5) She tries to “solve mysteries”.
6) She cries some more.
7) She yells at her “people”.
I will admit… it would be devastating to be kicked off of the one movie that may actually be beneath the bi-polar trainwreck we call “Paula Abdul” – even if you weren’t Paula Abdul herself.
Whatevs. The movie got made without her and now the fucking moron is PUBLICIZING it:
Good move, jackass.