Jesus Christ, Lohan! Hire A Driver!

•July 24, 2007 • Leave a Comment

The Lohan has been arrested AGAIN… DUI, suspended license, possession. Yadda Yadda Yadda. Blah Blah Blah. What a fucking moron.

***UPDATE*** This happened mere hours ago. Her ex-con father has already done an interview with TMZ:

Lindsay’s dad said that he doesn’t believe that the 21-year-old can survive this latest DUI storm on her own, and wants to put the nasty custody fight with his estranged wife Dina on hold, in a last ditch effort to save their daughter’s life. “I want to withdraw everything — court wise — sit down with Dina as Lindsay’s parents and figure out how to help her,” Lohan said. “Lindsay can’t do this on her own … when we were together, none of this was happening.”

Will Smith’s Supersuit From John Hancock

•July 23, 2007 • Leave a Comment


Will Smith is badass.

Uh Oh… Katie Thought Outside The Box

•July 23, 2007 • 3 Comments

Here are a few shots from the Beckham party hosted by The Scientologists.
Apparently, Stepford Wife Katie missed the “little black dress” memo.

TomKat, PoshN’Becks… Will and Jada. Will and Jada need a celebrity couple name.


Becks looks scared.

You can see more photos HERE
After you take a gander, maybe you can answer some questions I have:
1) Who invited Wesley Snipes?
2) Is Brooke Shields now required to attend everything that has anything to do with Tom Cruise? What will happen if she skips a photo op in his presence? Will her punishment involve an E-Meter?
3) Is Scientology the reason for Jim Carrey’s hair?
4) Just how hard are these martians trying to recruit Eva Longoria? Why? Her 15 minutes ended with that wedding.

Oh, Exploitable: What The Fuck Is This Mess?

•July 22, 2007 • Leave a Comment


That might be Jenny McCarty and Jim Carrey. I’m not really sure anymore…

So… Beckham Played. And Lost.

•July 22, 2007 • Comments Off on So… Beckham Played. And Lost.

There was no doubt he was gonna play, people. Tom Cruise and Will Smith are hosting a party to celebrate his debut RIGHT NOW in Downtown Los Angeles. They announced the party last week, people.

The Meep-Mop Scientologists bequeathed it. “Injury” is not a word understood by Cruise and Smith. Beckham doesn’t know who he’s fucking with, the poor guy.
Dude – they’re like Posh. They can’t be stopped.

Daily RW Clip: Robbie Duz Mobile Phone Adz

•July 22, 2007 • 2 Comments

This is the FOURTH time I have crafted this fucking post. I am having technical difficulties. And I’m tired. And I’m whining. Sorry for the delay…

Oh, Exploitable: Poor Jennifer Garner

•July 21, 2007 • Leave a Comment

In the midst of a bunch of morons deciding that Jennifer Garner is pregnant…

…Someone has taken the time to post an expose about her toe. Yes… I said it: HER TOE.

Yet another sign of our Devolution as a species.