•July 24, 2007 • Leave a Comment
The Lohan has been arrested AGAIN… DUI, suspended license, possession. Yadda Yadda Yadda. Blah Blah Blah. What a fucking moron.
***UPDATE*** This happened mere hours ago. Her ex-con father has already done an interview with TMZ:
Lindsay’s dad said that he doesn’t believe that the 21-year-old can survive this latest DUI storm on her own, and wants to put the nasty custody fight with his estranged wife Dina on hold, in a last ditch effort to save their daughter’s life. “I want to withdraw everything — court wise — sit down with Dina as Lindsay’s parents and figure out how to help her,” Lohan said. “Lindsay can’t do this on her own … when we were together, none of this was happening.”
•July 23, 2007 • 3 Comments
Here are a few shots from the Beckham party hosted by The Scientologists.
Apparently, Stepford Wife Katie missed the “little black dress” memo.
TomKat, PoshN’Becks… Will and Jada. Will and Jada need a celebrity couple name.
Becks looks scared.
You can see more photos HERE
After you take a gander, maybe you can answer some questions I have:
1) Who invited Wesley Snipes?
2) Is Brooke Shields now required to attend everything that has anything to do with Tom Cruise? What will happen if she skips a photo op in his presence? Will her punishment involve an E-Meter?
3) Is Scientology the reason for Jim Carrey’s hair?
4) Just how hard are these martians trying to recruit Eva Longoria? Why? Her 15 minutes ended with that wedding.
•July 22, 2007 • Leave a Comment
That might be Jenny McCarty and Jim Carrey. I’m not really sure anymore…
•July 22, 2007 • Comments Off on So… Beckham Played. And Lost.
There was no doubt he was gonna play, people. Tom Cruise and Will Smith are hosting a party to celebrate his debut RIGHT NOW in Downtown Los Angeles. They announced the party last week, people.
The Meep-Mop Scientologists bequeathed it. “Injury” is not a word understood by Cruise and Smith. Beckham doesn’t know who he’s fucking with, the poor guy.
Dude – they’re like Posh. They can’t be stopped.
•July 22, 2007 • 2 Comments
This is the FOURTH time I have crafted this fucking post. I am having technical difficulties. And I’m tired. And I’m whining. Sorry for the delay…
•July 21, 2007 • Leave a Comment
In the midst of a bunch of morons deciding that Jennifer Garner is pregnant…
…Someone has taken the time to post an expose about her toe. Yes… I said it: HER TOE.
Yet another sign of our Devolution as a species.