Michael Bay: You Make The World Cry

I don’t remember Optimus Prime having lips.optimus_prime_lips.jpg
And I do not recall an elite faction of the Autobots known as The CHEVY Autobots that operate out of The CHEVROLET Autobot Headquarters. They are not “Like a Rock.” They are, in fact, unlike anything in existence. They’re fucking Transformers.

“CHOOSE YOUR CHEVY” is the least awesome thing I could do in a day. I CHOSE to drive a Chevy Cobalt rental car once. That shit had crank windows. The experience was more “rickshaw” than Autobot.


~ by reverendsupreme on May 6, 2007.

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