Uh Oh… Katie Thought Outside The Box
Here are a few shots from the Beckham party hosted by The Scientologists.
Apparently, Stepford Wife Katie missed the “little black dress” memo.
TomKat, PoshN’Becks… Will and Jada. Will and Jada need a celebrity couple name.
Becks looks scared.
You can see more photos HERE
After you take a gander, maybe you can answer some questions I have:
1) Who invited Wesley Snipes?
2) Is Brooke Shields now required to attend everything that has anything to do with Tom Cruise? What will happen if she skips a photo op in his presence? Will her punishment involve an E-Meter?
3) Is Scientology the reason for Jim Carrey’s hair?
4) Just how hard are these martians trying to recruit Eva Longoria? Why? Her 15 minutes ended with that wedding.
DJ Jazzy Jada and the Fresh Prince?
I think it is hilarious that they had to put Tom on an apple box for the photo after realizing he was the same height as Jada.
he’s actually on stilts. easier to hide in his pants.