Liveblogging: Nelly Furtado @ The Concert For Diana

Another crazy-stupid intro. We got Simon, Ryan, and Randy. Where’s Paula?
Are they boooooing Simon? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But seriously… where’s Paula?
Here comes Nelly Furtado.

She’s kinda hard on my eyes. Not as hard as Fergie, but still.
Her eye-makeup does not help things. NOT AT ALL.
She’s gonna sing one we can “all sing along to” now.
Well… yes, Nelly. If any of us actually recognized this as “I’m Like A Bird,” we might be singing along. Actually, no. She has totally overestimated our ability to sing along to her songs. No one is singing the right words.


She’s a squinter. Like Renee Zellweger.

THERE’S PRINCE WILLIAM – CLAPPING OUT OF SYNC, and singing the WRONG words. See, Nelly?

OH SHIT – WILLIAM IS DANCING. Like a pimp! A MOTHERFUCKING P I M P!
I thought Nelly Furtado could dance. Guess not.

Look – I know there’s a sync issue in a stadium this size… the audience tends to be a little behind the televised sound. So, can we please do William a favor and just NOT show him clapping? The pimp dance worked well. Use those shots.

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~ by reverendsupreme on July 1, 2007.

One Response to “Liveblogging: Nelly Furtado @ The Concert For Diana”

  1. […] William can dance. Told ya! […]

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