Answer: The Kutch

Question: Why did you actually purchase a copy of Vanity Fair?
I bought it because Ashton Kutcher is fishing with Bruce Willis while Bruce’s ex-wife/babymama sits on Ashton’s lap.willis1.jpg
Duh. Ain’t no shame in my game.

Despite having a high threshold for crap (clearly, admittedly), I was still blown away by the onslaught of SHIT inside of this shit…
The Most Disturbing:
Clive Owen for Lancome

Clive, if you wanted to pull this shit, you shoulda taken the Bond offer.

Also:
Eric Clapton for Rolex / Andy Garcia for Cadillac (his “mycadillacstory” is particularly disturbing) / Elton John for Chevy / Robert Redford “via” Lexus / Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. “via” Lexus / THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND “via” Annie Leibovitz (note: not getting as much US attention as the Willis/Moore/Kutcher Triumvirate) / Lindsay Lohan for Miu Miu / Sharon Stone for Dior / Nic Cage for Mont Blanc / People pissing me off subliminally that I don’t yet recognize on sight.

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~ by reverendsupreme on May 6, 2007.

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