You Make Penises Cry

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Remember back in the day when mere mention of Britney Spears would make penises across the land stand at attention? Now, with pictures such as the one above, penises across the land are jumping for cover, like a scared turtle, at the mention of her name.

How is it possible to fall so far in so short a time? Is she being punished by God for something – ’cause if she is, remind me to never piss off God…homeboy obviously comes down like a fucking hammer on those he’s not feelin’.

[Btw, is it just me or does the expression on her face look just like the one you see on the retards that are forced to wear bike helmets around?]

[Btw pt. 2, I called this downfall when the whole Xtina/Britney discussion was going on in the finer pedophaeliac circles. Bitch had chunky ankles from the get go – a sure sign that it was only a matter of time before the rest of her fell apart.]

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~ by reverendsupreme on May 3, 2007.

One Response to “You Make Penises Cry”

  1. […] She is the Junior High Skank in the Talent Show version of herself. Penises Weep. […]

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