1) I LOVE THE KINKS

1A) Sunny Afternoon by The Kinks:

1B) Sunny Afternoon is the inspiration for the following song you may have heard (listen to the “Windmill, Windmill” bits), which is further evidence of The Kinks‘ superiority:

2) I also love making movies. I do this for a living… from time to time. Because there was a Kinks‘ tee in the background of a DVD feature I produced for a movie I produced, I just got cc’d on an email from DAVE DAVIES! And along with his permission to use his t-shirted “likeness”, he sent a link:

2A) I shit you not. Watch it.

3) Sorry this ain’t a post about Britney flashing her crotch, or Jake Gyllenhaal acting like a douchebag, or Robbie Williams playing soccer…
I’m quite excited about having a hero’s email address. And it’s my blog so, sue me if you don’t like it. Or go check out Perez’s trash.

Me… I’ll be right here, watching the following:

(Dave Davies’ brother, Ray performing with Damon Albarn)

I used to wonder where Dave was…

Now I know.

Once Again, There Are Two Reasons I Pay For Showtime

In the beginning, Dexter was the only reason to pay for Showtime. Then, I got really excited about Californication. Unfortunately, I watched the pilot. It has the potential to be a good show… but, the pilot itself nixed it off my list of reasons to keep paying for Showtime. I was back down to just one reason: Dexter. Dexter is not on until October. Hence, there was no reason to have Showtime until his killing spree began again.

AND THEN I DISCOVERED MEADOWLANDS. This show is fucking awesome! If you aren’t hooked by the pilot, YOU HAVE NO BRAIN. And no taste. Which makes sense… you can’t have taste without a brain.
I digress…

WATCH MEADOWLANDS. IT’S “ON DEMAND”. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
Unless, of course, you don’t have Showtime.

Flight Of The Conchords: Ode To Sally

Sally returned to FOTC this week. Here is “Sally, I Love You” from episode 5:

Here’s the original ode to Sally, “Part-Time Model” from the pilot:

Are You Superbad? No, Really… Answer The Question.

I am. Michael Cera is. I assume that “the other guy in Superbad” is also Superbad. Are you? Here’s an “UNEDITED, DELETED” scene from Superbad. If you are Superbad, you will probably enjoy it:

If you haven’t watched Clark and Michael yet, stop and do yourself a favor. Treat yourself. Click Clark and Michael. Do it. You won’t regret it. Hey - you deserve it.

You’re welcome.

Super Tramp Round-Up: Wait… There’s More!

Britney, darling… you just stripped down and jumped into Pacific Ocean… like, days ago. A mere panty flash is pretty anticlimactic.

I expected more from you.

Daily RW Clip: Glastonbury 1995

Give it about 2 minutes… it’s shakey, but it’s worth it.
(Shakey…Get it?! HaHaHaHa! The song is called Shakermaker. HA! Nevermind.)

And here’s Robbie backstage:

And here’s a more recent clip of Robbie and Oasis:

I have no idea what either of the Gallagher boys just said, but I’m reasonably sure they were obnoxious. As usual. They’re pretty reliable that way.

Hey Y’all! It’s A Super Tramp Round-Up!

No, I am not referring to the band, Supertramp.
I am referring to America’s Reigning White Trash Whore Beast Fucktard Batshit Insane Moron Queen, Miss Britney Spears.
Here’s what she’s been up to in my absence:

Uploading the photos caused me to vomit a little in my mouth. Thus, I refuse to take the time to find out what she’s actually doing in any of them.
Knock yourself out if you actually care.

Teen Wolf, Too: The Quest Continues

While searching for a Teen Wolf, Too clip for the previous post, I came across the TEEN WOLF CARTOON! As some of you know, Michael J. Fox is my other great mancrush, so believe you me… I actually watched this cartoon as a kid.
Here’s “Wolf Of My Dreams”

I’d also like to point out that I posted about Werewolves earlier today…
Witness my synergy, people!

Vampires (or was that Werewolves?) Are the New Black

I was so sure that Vampires Are The New Black, but now the Werewolf movies are creeping in…
The Wolfman starts shooting in January, 2008.
This shit comes out next weekend:

I’ll bet you someone is remaking The Howling as we speak. I know I tried to and I’m not terribly original so… odds are good.

Still… the Vampires have Big Willie on their team. And Fox just paid $1.75 million for a futuristic vampire book proposal called “Passage” by Justin Cronin (yes… a proposal. Not an actual book. An idea for a book). Tony and Ridley Scott will produce the film version of the futuristic vampire book that has not yet been written. Thus…

VAMPIRES ARE THE NEW BLACK.
WEREWOLVES ARE *TOTALLY* 2009.
ZOMBIES ARE *SO* OVER.

The Japanese Are Better Than Us: But… Are They Better Than The Filipinos?

For purposes of comparison, here’s a Japanese Thriller:

And here’s a bunch of Americans doing the Thriller Dance:

The Filipinos win this one FOR SURE.

LOLhan: I’m Actually Laughing Out Loud

at The Lohan… in the “thriller” about the amnesiac student stripper.

I Know Who Killed Me.
Really? You do?
Uh oh… I need to talk to a lawyer.

Daily RW Clip: LA Vale

Flight Of The Conchords: Episode #4 Is So Good…

… I can’t even get through it without posting some clips.
This show just gets better and better…

Daniel Radcliffe: There Are No Words.

Chamber Of Secrets?
This is more disturbing than that three-way.
It’s the “knowing look” in your eyes, dude:

Daily RW Clip: Yes, I Do Take Requests…

Robbie finds A Place To Crash in Berlin.