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Super Tramp Sets Sail!

reverendsupreme — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:52:20 +0000

Britney officially bypassed her usual trainwreck’d state of being to give shipwreck’d a whirl. Yippeeeeee!
She called a paparazzi photographer (aka: her LIFELINE… I believe she was actually apologizing to the paps just a few weeks ago) a big, fat pussy (or something to that effect).
Watch it for yourself.

Here are some fabulous photo highlights:

(Click on her nasty pits at your own risk!)

Please note: she appears to be posing for the paparazzi in the first thumbnail (on the dock). Sorry – posing for the “pussies”.

Super Tramp Round-Up: Wait… There’s More!

reverendsupreme — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 22:20:35 +0000

Britney, darling… you just stripped down and jumped into Pacific Ocean… like, days ago. A mere panty flash is pretty anticlimactic.

I expected more from you.

Hey Y’all! It’s A Super Tramp Round-Up!

reverendsupreme — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:03:43 +0000

No, I am not referring to the band, Supertramp.
I am referring to America’s Reigning White Trash Whore Beast Fucktard Batshit Insane Moron Queen, Miss Britney Spears.
Here’s what she’s been up to in my absence:

Uploading the photos caused me to vomit a little in my mouth. Thus, I refuse to take the time to find out what she’s actually doing in any of them.
Knock yourself out if you actually care.

Oh, Exploitable: Britney Goes To Church

reverendsupreme — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:34:02 +0000

… Dressed up real nice, y’all.

Sean… I feel for you, dude.

Note(s) To Britney…

reverendsupreme — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:04:27 +0000

SHUT THE FUCK UP.
LEARN TO SPELL AT A FOURTH GRADE LEVEL (PLEASE).
RUN THIS STUPID SHIT BY A FRIEND OR PUBLICIST BEFORE YOU HANDWRITE IT AND/OR POST IT.

ACTUALLY… HIRE A WEBMASTER.
I HATE YOU.
YOU ARE A FUCKING TOOL.
YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND.
YOU LOOK LIKE A METHWHORE … AN OVERWEIGHT METHWHORE… WHICH DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF BEING A METHWHORE.

YOU MAKE FED-X LOOK GOOD.

Breakthrough or Breakdown? BRITNEY.

reverendsupreme — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 17:34:22 +0000

Britney,
You are so fucking crazy that I actually believe you wrote this note to X17. I also think you might be the Zodiac killer. That’s how crazy you are…

Dear x17,
I want to apologize for the past incedent (sic) with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly (sic) I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got alil (translation: a little) carried away with my role!

Britney

Crazy Crackers should join forces with Mushmouth and write a gigantic fucking mission statement called “Batshit Insane: The Things We Think And Should Not Say”

The Japanese Are Better Than Us: Even The Garbage Can Dance

reverendsupreme — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:51:12 +0000

ALL JAPANESE APPLIANCES CAN DANCE. A L L O F T H E M.
Guess what?
Japanese recycling bins and garbage can dance, too:

When was the last time your American garbage danced its way up to a dancing US trash bin?

Daily RW Clip: Robbie + Pepsi

reverendsupreme — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 20:40:59 +0000

Has anyone not done a Pepsi ad?

Anyone?

Oh, Exploitable: The “Methwhore Look” Is So In!

reverendsupreme — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 19:29:03 +0000

I finally get what Britney Spears is doing: her best Amy Winehouse impersonation…

Brit should call Lily Allen.

Oh, Exploitable: Random Round-Up

reverendsupreme — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:06:14 +0000

You try to make sense of these… Click ‘em they get bigger.

Is It Possible To Revoke Britney Spears’ Fame?

reverendsupreme — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:12:27 +0000

It pains me to post this but, as I have said before I both despise and revel in the downfall of this truck stop whore.

Would anyone with a modicum of class, decency and 2 kids step out of a dressing room topless, titties hanging out? No, of course not! But, Brit has no class or decency, though she does have 2 kids – which may explain the downward pointing nipples…

Enjoy.

If I ever had the misfortune to see her naked in real life, I would surely puke all over her vagina.

Wait!

Don’t stop reading!

This is Britney Spears… you think she would only do one disgusting, embarrassing thing per day?

Of course not!!!

Please to enjoy her superb taste in clothing:

You stay classy, Britney Spears…

***UPDATE***
Oh, Jesus Christ… Carl’s Junior?

Is Britney The Webmaster?

reverendsupreme — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 15:35:40 +0000

She’s fucking around on her website again. This time, there seems to be a cryptic message to her mother… Perhaps a reference to Lohan’s emojam “Daughter To Father”?

my, my… she is one crazy fucktard.

God Help Us All…

reverendsupreme — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:18:19 +0000

Britney Spears will be joining the True Colors tour.

People reports that Britney’s choreographer, Misha Gabriel said, “June 30 at L.A.’s Greek Theatre, she’s due to join Cyndi Lauper, Erasure, Debbie Harry, The Dresden Dolls, The MisShapes with special guest Jeffree Star and host Margaret Cho live onstage for the True Colors concert tour.”

Well… that explains the well-timed shot of Jayden James.

Here’s a little Travis to cleanse the palette:

Britney Caught Canoodling With UK Magazine

reverendsupreme — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:09:11 +0000

I just assume she sold Jayden out. Call me crazy.
Maybe it was K-Fed. Or Sean. That’s how he rolls.

The Future of Sean Preston Spears (-Federline?) Does Not Look Bright.

reverendsupreme — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:27:22 +0000

SPS circa 2007:

SPS circa 2027:

The future is fuuuuuuuuucked. Thanks, Britney.

Wait!

There is still hope…

Oh, Exploitable: Beaten and Busted

reverendsupreme — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 18:03:56 +0000

As usual, I have no idea what to make of Lady Spears. This time, though, her face is more troubling than her wardrobe (or lack thereof)…

Britney, it kinda looks like…

Oh, Exploitable: You Fucking Whore

reverendsupreme — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:07:27 +0000

Really, Britney… your “latest” is so fucking old and crusty, I don’t even know where to begin…

I assume you’re in LA… I have no idea what you’re doing.
I could give a shit.

***UPDATE:

****UPDATE: Seriously… how rank do you have to be to get an open letter from Tori Spelling’s mom?

Britney Spears: Further Evidence That You Have Lost Your Fucking Mind

reverendsupreme — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:03:04 +0000

As if this wasn’t enough… a glance at Britney’s website reveals the following (as of 11pm PST on June 13, 2007):

What The Fucking Fuck?
These are supposed to be potential album titles.
“Oooops, I Fucked It All Up Again” seems like the logical choice.

If this comes down to a catfight, my money’s on Lohan.

DON’T TAUNT THE LOHAN.

I’m not even gonna address “Integrity” or “Dignity.”
Moot point.

My Penis Is Currently Puking – Thank You Britney Spears

reverendsupreme — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:05:39 +0000

I remember when I would have paid good money for a picture like the above…now I’m willing to pay money not to have to see it. Yet, here I am, trying to keep myself from blowing chunks all over my keyboard…why? Because I love you kids.

Oh. Also because I can’t stand this fucking piece of trash and I cry tears of joy each and every time she sinks to a new low and embarrasses herself more.

Waitasecond…

You think Britney would be satisfied with merely flashing crotch? It would be uncouth of her to do that…what about her ass?

Here you go:

Hold on…you’re probably asking “but what about those beautiful knockers?”

You think Britney would deny you a glimpse of her kids’ feedbags? Of course not!

Looky here:

I just want to point out that these pictures were taken within days of each other.

If I had to describe Britney in one word?

Demure.

UPDATE: This fucking idiot is apparently wearing the green dress backwards.

Thanks to AJ for the tip.

Britney Spears: Seriously, My Penis is Dying a Slow, Painful Death

reverendsupreme — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:21:36 +0000

I could give a shit about the cellulite… it might be photoshopped. Who knows?
I do know that NO ONE would take the time to photoshop cornrows on white trash. No one. That’s like taking the time to see if fire will burn your eyes…

… pointless torture.