The Lohan has been arrested AGAIN… DUI, suspended license, possession. Yadda Yadda Yadda. Blah Blah Blah. What a fucking moron.
***UPDATE*** This happened mere hours ago. Her ex-con father has already done an interview with TMZ:
Lindsay’s dad said that he doesn’t believe that the 21-year-old can survive this latest DUI storm on her own, and wants to put the nasty custody fight with his estranged wife Dina on hold, in a last ditch effort to save their daughter’s life. “I want to withdraw everything — court wise — sit down with Dina as Lindsay’s parents and figure out how to help her,” Lohan said. “Lindsay can’t do this on her own … when we were together, none of this was happening.”
Here are a few shots from the Beckham party hosted by The Scientologists.
Apparently, Stepford Wife Katie missed the “little black dress” memo.
TomKat, PoshN’Becks… Will and Jada. Will and Jada need a celebrity couple name.
Becks looks scared.
You can see more photos HERE
After you take a gander, maybe you can answer some questions I have:
1) Who invited Wesley Snipes?
2) Is Brooke Shields now required to attend everything that has anything to do with Tom Cruise? What will happen if she skips a photo op in his presence? Will her punishment involve an E-Meter?
3) Is Scientology the reason for Jim Carrey’s hair?
4) Just how hard are these martians trying to recruit Eva Longoria? Why? Her 15 minutes ended with that wedding.
There was no doubt he was gonna play, people. Tom Cruise and Will Smith are hosting a party to celebrate his debut RIGHT NOW in Downtown Los Angeles. They announced the party last week, people.
The Meep-Mop Scientologists bequeathed it. “Injury” is not a word understood by Cruise and Smith. Beckham doesn’t know who he’s fucking with, the poor guy. Dude – they’re like Posh. They can’t be stopped.
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